nice pic where do u get these frm?

Cant remember where that puppy pic came from... drinking coke didnt help me remember either..
Rite, where was I !!?... hmmm!! oh yeh!!....
Did you know.......
that even though most people have door bells now, knock knock jokes have never been replaced by ding dong jokes.....
ding dong.. who's there?.. nope, just doesnt have the same ring to it...
ha ha.. ring to it... door bell.. ring.. you get it?.. nope!!.. owell..
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Lol , ding dong jokes

Lol , ding dong jokes

Hmmm!!! did you know...
...that violence is not the answer?
...but it gives you time while you figure out the answer.
...but it's a lot of fun.
...but it brings up plenty of new and interesting questions.
...unless your question is "What sells a PG-13 film?"
...I just got it wrong on purpose?
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Haha , lmao , funny as usual

lol good jokes mikey

Thank you mon ami's..
And, while i'm here... and still awake.. just..
Did you know.......
... that every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them ?
......and that it gets up and kills?
......... and the people it kills, get up and kill?
............ and THOSE people start dancing to Michael Jackson's Thriller?
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And....
...that successful suicide bombers never target the same place twice?
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lol last part of both

Hahaha , Go Mikey

cheers again fun lovin people..
Rite, c'mon mikey, think, summit funny, summit original, summit rude errr!! good
c'mon!! think... think man think!! ... hmmm!! nope, nuthin!!
Ha!!! I know....
did you know....
.... that to be an emu damm!! its emo.. emo you fool, not emu.. get it right..
you've got to have a really cool name.... like....
"Dark Soul" as an example. But make sure you put your heart into it! It has to represent you..
Surround it with a few decorative punctuation marks –
for example.."~~//\Dark|Soul/\\~~".
Mess up the capitalisation, like.. – "~~//\dArK|sOuL/\\~~".
Finally add some crosses – "xxXX~~//xxXX\dArK|sOuL/XXxx\\~~XXxx"
– and you're done! yaaay!! your an emo..
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“God... It's all my fault ...parents fault, they just can't stand the thought of me actually happy... I wish I was..... aaargh!!!
( to be emo, youve gotta blame everyone but yourself, parents are great to put the blame onto. )
Oh!! and to be an emu ... jeez!! its emo, emo, its only 3 letters, why cant you get it right..
you have to shout all the time...
like....
..."YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME, I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU"
..."I DON'T CARE IF I'M ONLY 12, WE LOVE EACH OTHER AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT"
..."I DON'T CARE IF WE'RE BOTH MALE, WE LOVE EACH OTHER AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT"
..."I DON'T CARE IF SHE IS A DOG! SHE UNDERSTANDS ME!
..."BUT THIS IS HOW I LOOK! WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO CHANGE ME?"
..."YOUR RULES ARE GAY!"
..."MY PARENTS DON'T UNDERSTAND ME... YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ME... I DONT UNDERSTAND ME"
..."IF LIFE IS A BUNCH OF ROSES...THEN WHY DO ROSES HAVE THORNS?!"
... * sigh!!! no one understands meeeee *
( PS.... sorry emo's, i'm only joking about...... nooo!!! dont slit your wrists.. )

Lol , I don't understand me
I just loved "I DON'T CARE IF WE'RE BOTH MALE, WE LOVE EACH OTHER AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT"
Go Mikey

nice pics !!!!!!

i like the horse!!!!!!!!!1

Ha!!!
Did you know........
- that half of all Did you knows are made by 12-year-old computer geeks? - Hey shut up man, you're not playing the game. - You shut up! - No you shut up! - Look, all of you just shut up!!
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- ...that air guitars are similar in shape to normal guitars, the only difference is that they are made entirely out of air?
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... that you have you have 10 minutes to move your car?
... that you have 5 minutes to move your car?
... that your car has been impounded?
.... that your car has been crushed into a cube?
... that you have 10 minutes to move your cube?
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- ...that he who smelt it, dealt it?
...that he who denied it, supplied it?
...that he who said the rhyme, did the crime?
........so c'mon, own up, who farted!!!?
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- ...that guy who's reading a book in public, isnt actually reading? He just hopes a hot chick will approach him to talk about the book.
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good one

you got that car one from simpsons

No.. the simpsons got it from me.. yeh ok, it was out of the simpsons, its still funny.. lol

funny mike

Did you know we share 60% of the same DNA as Bananas

What!!? huh!!? you mean.... i'm.... like..... 60 per-cent a banana..
and whats worse is... a banana is 40 per-cent... me!!
damm!! i knew i shouldnt have eaten all those banana's..

Haha I don't know how it works but my science teacher told me on thursday.
Also did you know margarine is 2 particles off being plastic.. yummo

Thats it.. no more margarine going onto my toast.. its butter for me from now on...
yuck!! ive been eating plastic.. eeeeuugh!!
and....
did you know....
:- that star wars has a tag line for today.. " may the fourth be with you "
ha ha, may 4th.. todays date.. may the force be with you.. may the fourth.
haha ha.. rite.. ok mikey.. give it up..

Rite, while i'm waiting on my dinner cooking and the kitchen going up in flames..
Did you know....
:-...that the U.S. Government invented l33t for use in printing license plates on its cars to track which department they belonged to? Thus, a common plate for a Postal Serice-owned car reads "P05741", a CIA-owned vehicle reads "5PY0NU", and an IRS-owned vehicle reads "74X35-D347H".

:- .. that if everyone in Soviet Russia jumped at the same time... a whole lot of people would be jumping..for no reason.!!

Now where was I... oh yeh!!
did you know...
that... if I were a rich man I would na na na na na na na na na na na.. but I cant play the fiddle so thats not gonna work....
and....
that... contrary to popular belief, no recipes in The Joy of Cooking start with "Put two penguins in a blender?"
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...that all the evil people in Star Wars have a British accent? huh!!
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...that you can produce holy water by boiling the hell out of it?
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