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wanna buy a hoover Mon Aug 30, 2010 1:32 pm
mikefx
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Posts : 2346
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Join date : 2010-02-21
Location : scotland uk
A man was going round peoples houses trying to sell hoovers.
He knocked on a womans door and when she answered he said.. would you like to buy a hoover..
No thanks she said.
But he said, these are great hoovers, they can suck up anything...
No thanks she said, I dont need a hoover..
Listen he says, these are the best hoovers in the world, they can suck up anything, and i'l prove it... he then pours a bucket full of horse manure over the ground..
Rite he says, i'l eat anything that this hoover doesnt pick up..
OK the woman says, but I hope you are very hungry...
Whys that the man asks...
Because, the woman says..my electricity has been turned off....
He knocked on a womans door and when she answered he said.. would you like to buy a hoover..
No thanks she said.
But he said, these are great hoovers, they can suck up anything...
No thanks she said, I dont need a hoover..
Listen he says, these are the best hoovers in the world, they can suck up anything, and i'l prove it... he then pours a bucket full of horse manure over the ground..
Rite he says, i'l eat anything that this hoover doesnt pick up..
OK the woman says, but I hope you are very hungry...
Whys that the man asks...
Because, the woman says..my electricity has been turned off....
