Yeps its finally here..... the famous did you know thread......
well ive done this in every other forum, so why should you lot be let off..
Rite, here we go, first off...
- Did you know...
there no such things as zebra's...
only horses that have been photoshopped..

before photoshop -->
after photoshop -->
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see, both just horses..

Before photoshop it wus >> It's been deleted or moved?
Lol wth?
Haha

So funny !

Huh!! Fred, the image is still there, its not been moved or deleted.... you need more ram/memory mate.
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Hmmm!! rite mikey, think, c'mon man, think, summit funny, summit witty.....
ummm!! nope cant think of nothing...........
ok, this will have to do for now...
- Did you know..........
...that God made children so annoying on purpose so people wouldn't have too many of them?
...that the toaster was invented by accident by a piece of bread which attempted to commit suicide?
...that two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left? huh!!

...that two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do?
...that four lefts make a square?
...that you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish? Ha ha ha.. *slaps self on head*
...that in order to shoot a gun, you simply point, remove the safety, and pull the trig...Oh!!, damm!!. Oh!!, heck!!, I am so sorry. Seriously. I didn't realise it was loaded. Are you there? Hot damn, that's a lot of blood. Someone call a doctor....
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cool mike u r very talented

And onwards.........
Did you know....
:- ...that you can produce holy water by boiling the hell out of it?
:- ...that he who laughs last will probably be an evil maniac with his finger on a large red button?
:- ...that since you forgot to click the save button, you have to start all over again? and...that throwing your computer out the window doesnt really help.

:- ...that Curiosity is serving a gaol sentence for cruelty to animals?

i cant understand anything

LOL MIKEY!
Did you make those jokes? Either way, they are funny!

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mike you are the most talented i was ever seen continue this

cool jokes mike

nice and alisha don't just make a question mark breaking of rule you .

Nice jokes !!!!!!

Cheers guys, and Alisha, its ok, those "did you knows" are all just silly stuff put together to make a sentence...
example :- that Curiosity is serving a gaol sentence for cruelty to animals"
remember thats an old proverb.. curiosity killed the cat..
so, in a silly way, curiosity was cruel to an animal..
yeh i know, its really silly
And no, i dont make all of them up, lots of them are on the internet already.

Did you know...
:- that inside every computer there is a little hamster working furiously to keep your internet connection active... yeh, honest...
see ---->
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Oh!! and, bet you didnt know that.....
Wow!! trees full of cats... meeeeow!!!

Lol
Would love to see me hamstey

thats why some pictures dont open for you... your not feeding your hamster enough nuts..
yaaaaaay!! 200 posts now.

Did you know......... oh no!!, not more of this rubbish...

:- That the word "n00b " was invented by Jesus after turning water into wine and healing some people who were sitting about watching porn on their wide screen tv's. After Jesus realized he had 73h 1337357 5k1ll5 0f d3m 4wl he began to call everyone n00bs and healed them.... even though they didnt need healed..
It is a conspiracy that Jesus stole the word from his great, great, great, great, great, great, grand father's cousin M0535 73h l337, who was famous for doing something in Egypt, (cant remember what it was.).
It was said that m0535 73h l337 used this word in his rhymes and lyrics. However, since these lyrics were written on tablets, which were smashed, there is no evidence that he was the founder of the word.

Huh!! wh47?, u m34n u c4n7 r34d 7h47....

HAHAHAHAhA!!!
ROFLMAO , Love this random rap

lol its funny

Very funny ! it is damn funny .

hamster:lollllllllzzzz

Thanks guys, yeh i know, this stuff is really just silly, but its fun..
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See all the advertising in places, that stuff really annoys me, as if people are going to do something or buy something just cause some advertising company have stuck a sneaky advert on a page, or flashed it up in front of your eyes....
Well, I can tell you know, I wouldnt fall for that kind of advertising.. no way..
HEY!!! look at that cute little puppy... awe.. sweet thing...
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hmmm!! i'm feeling a kinda thirsty, think i'l go get me a coke...

nice pic where do u get these frm?

Cant remember where that puppy pic came from... drinking coke didnt help me remember either..
Rite, where was I !!?... hmmm!! oh yeh!!....
Did you know.......
that even though most people have door bells now, knock knock jokes have never been replaced by ding dong jokes.....
ding dong.. who's there?.. nope, just doesnt have the same ring to it...
ha ha.. ring to it... door bell.. ring.. you get it?.. nope!!.. owell..
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Lol , ding dong jokes