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SMS jokes! Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:12 pm
khubaib_95
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Posts : 133
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Join date : 2009-12-06
Location : Chennai
Welcome! I'll post all of my jokes here. Not at just one post but as updates.
1:- A man was relaxing in a beach...
American1:- Are you relaxing??
Man:- No, I'm Ram Singh!
American2:- Are you relaxing?
Man:- No I'm Ram Singh.
Then that man got angry and left the place. He saw another American in that beach and asked him "Are you relaxing?"
American3:- Yes.
That man slapped him and said "Everybody are searching for you and you're sitting here,rascal!"...
2:- Woman: If you were my husband, i would poison your coffee.
Man: If you were my wife, i would drink it.
3:- Teacher: Fools ask so many questions which make a wise man go mad.
Student: Yes sir, we go through such a situation during exams.
That's all for now. Keep watching this topic for more updates.
UPDATE:-
4:- One man suddenly got up in a plane and said 'Hijack'. Everybody raised their hands in fear. Another man stood up and said 'Hijohn'. Both friends hugged each other.
5:- (In USA)One woman went with her boy to school for his interview.
Madam: What is your father's name??
Suddenly that boy's mother stood up and shouted "Excuse me Mam! Ask him simple questions..."
6:- A woman was pregenant and she was admitted in a hospital. Her husband made a call to the hospital to know what happened. Instead, the call went to a cricket stadium. He asked "What's the condition?" He was shocked when he heard the news.
" 7 already out. 3 more to come. Fist one was a DUCK!!"
7:- One man attended a ringing mobile in a barber shop and put it in loud speaker and spoke..
Man:- Say honey.
Woman:- Dear iam now in shopping complex i saw a jewellery worth Rs.1 lakh. Can i buy it dear??
Man:- Of course honey.
Woman:- Silk saree worth RS.20,000. Shall I?
Man:- One not enough ma take two.
Woman:- Your credit card with me. Shall i use it dear??
Man:- Sure ma! With pleasure.
Then that man cut the call and everybody around asked " You have this much love for your wife??"
But that man suddenly asked "Excuse me, Whose phone is this??"
1:- A man was relaxing in a beach...
American1:- Are you relaxing??
Man:- No, I'm Ram Singh!
American2:- Are you relaxing?
Man:- No I'm Ram Singh.
Then that man got angry and left the place. He saw another American in that beach and asked him "Are you relaxing?"
American3:- Yes.
That man slapped him and said "Everybody are searching for you and you're sitting here,rascal!"...
2:- Woman: If you were my husband, i would poison your coffee.
Man: If you were my wife, i would drink it.
3:- Teacher: Fools ask so many questions which make a wise man go mad.
Student: Yes sir, we go through such a situation during exams.
That's all for now. Keep watching this topic for more updates.
UPDATE:-
4:- One man suddenly got up in a plane and said 'Hijack'. Everybody raised their hands in fear. Another man stood up and said 'Hijohn'. Both friends hugged each other.
5:- (In USA)One woman went with her boy to school for his interview.
Madam: What is your father's name??
Suddenly that boy's mother stood up and shouted "Excuse me Mam! Ask him simple questions..."
6:- A woman was pregenant and she was admitted in a hospital. Her husband made a call to the hospital to know what happened. Instead, the call went to a cricket stadium. He asked "What's the condition?" He was shocked when he heard the news.
" 7 already out. 3 more to come. Fist one was a DUCK!!"
7:- One man attended a ringing mobile in a barber shop and put it in loud speaker and spoke..
Man:- Say honey.
Woman:- Dear iam now in shopping complex i saw a jewellery worth Rs.1 lakh. Can i buy it dear??
Man:- Of course honey.
Woman:- Silk saree worth RS.20,000. Shall I?
Man:- One not enough ma take two.
Woman:- Your credit card with me. Shall i use it dear??
Man:- Sure ma! With pleasure.
Then that man cut the call and everybody around asked " You have this much love for your wife??"
But that man suddenly asked "Excuse me, Whose phone is this??"
Last edited by khubaib_95 on Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:04 am; edited 2 times in total
