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2 Jokes By Britt. ;D Tue Nov 02, 2010 3:56 pm
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Posts : 355
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Join date : 2010-07-22
Age : 26
Location : New York
2 jokes. 
NUMERO UNO~ (Number 1~)
The teenager came home from school early.
"Why are you home so early?" His mother asked.
"I was the only one who could answer a question." He said.
"Really?" The mother said, surprised. "What was the question?"
"Who threw the eraser at the principle?"
NUMERO DOS~ (Number 2~)
"Hey mum, I got a 100 in school today!" The boy exclaimed.
"Really? In what subject?" The mother asked.
"A 50 in English, and a 50 in Science!"
The mother sighed. "At least you know how to add."
NUMERO UNO~ (Number 1~)
The teenager came home from school early.
"Why are you home so early?" His mother asked.
"I was the only one who could answer a question." He said.
"Really?" The mother said, surprised. "What was the question?"
"Who threw the eraser at the principle?"
NUMERO DOS~ (Number 2~)
"Hey mum, I got a 100 in school today!" The boy exclaimed.
"Really? In what subject?" The mother asked.
"A 50 in English, and a 50 in Science!"
The mother sighed. "At least you know how to add."
