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Chuck Norris Facts ( My Top 10) Fri Jun 11, 2010 2:30 am
Fred100
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Posts : 5215
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Join date : 2009-10-31
Age : 29
Location : New Delhi , India
These are the MOST FUNNY and BEST Chuck Norris Facts I know!
1. Chuck Norris counted to infinity.....
......twice!
2. Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete!!
3. If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fu**ing beef.
4. Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take sh*t from anyone.
5. .::Spoiler alert ::. Open at your own risk...
6. When God said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say please."
7. Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Chuck Norris to stop kicking the people of Mexico. Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Chuck Norris now looking for candy after he kicks his victims.
8. Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
9. The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
10. .::Spoiler Warning::. Open at your own risk...
1. Chuck Norris counted to infinity.....
......twice!
2. Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete!!
3. If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fu**ing beef.
4. Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take sh*t from anyone.
5. .::Spoiler alert ::. Open at your own risk...
- Spoiler:
- Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
6. When God said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say please."
7. Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Chuck Norris to stop kicking the people of Mexico. Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Chuck Norris now looking for candy after he kicks his victims.
8. Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
9. The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
10. .::Spoiler Warning::. Open at your own risk...
- Spoiler:
- Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime!
some great Chuck Norris facts here.. well done guys.. looks like Art-Castle humour is alive and well afterall.. 
