Look this is the thing i will tell a joke then the person that is next of me criticates the joke and tells another and we go on like that OK?


What is the color of the burp?

Burple

i can't get u

ya its confusing!

Lol!! That was a good one.

How to kill a blue elephant?
With a blue gun.

How to kill a red elephant?
Give it poison. It will become blue. Now, shoot it with the blue gun.

How to kill a yellow elephant?
Make it angry. Then give it poison. It will become blue. Now, shoot it with the blue gun.

How to kill a purple elephant?
Make it scared, it will become yellow. Next, make it angry. Then give it poison. It will become blue. Now, shoot it
with the blue gun.

Lol you are good at jokes....................HAHAHAHAHAHA

What do cows listen to?

Moo-sic

OH haha , I Get this game!
Q: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
A: They both have 'the' as their middle names!

....................................HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL

What did the cow say on Christmas morning?

Moo-ry Christmas

Lol , Funny cow jokes , I like'em
Q: Why do bees hum?
A: Because they've forgotten the words!

^^^hey freddy boy i have this joke in my book
okay i too understood!
Q:how are chemists good in solving problems?
A:Because they have all the solutions!

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHA LOL

Q:What kind of dance do you do on a trampoline?

A:Hip-Hop

Q) A boy sprints off to Grocery shop... What will he take first??

A) A Deep Breath...

Q:When a person sits on a sharp object,what will be his reaction?
A:The force in the upward direction will be greater than in the downward reaction!!!

What you u call a genius bee?
spelling bee

Q:Why does the witch takes her broomstick with her to sleep
A:Because it's time to go and sweep!!!!

cool jokes

q. What kind of cake is served in a haunted house?

a.Eye Scream Cake

q.Why was 6 afraid of 7?
a.because 7-8-9 [seven ate nine]

Q:Why leopards aren't good spy?
A:Because they are always spotted

what u call when a chickens house is on fire?
Ans:Run to the EGG-CIT

Q:How does fish pay his bills?
A:With his credit cod!!!

How does a fish make a sale?
It shells the things

Q:How do witches stay in touch?
A:Through spell phone!!

why do we go to bed when we feel sleepy ?
because the bed won't come to you

Q:What's the happiest dessert?
A:Cheery pie

Hey you give some examples of pronouns.
Who me?

correct

what kind of music gets played at school?
class-ical

Q:Which school does cyclops study?
A:Junior eye school!!!