Yes, here at art-castle we love to go out and sing Christmas carols at..... well... Christmas time..
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(Deck the halls... ermm.. Wreck the halls)
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Wreck the halls with bricks and hammers
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la
'cause we're so mad at the landlord
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la
Don we now our shrapnel jackets
Fa-la-la fa-la-la la-la-la
Get the weapons, let 'im have it
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la
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(I saw three ships)
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I saw three ships catch fire and sink
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
I saw three ships catch fire and sink
On Christmas Day in the morning.
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(White Christmas)
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I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the 8-balls glisten
and dealers listen
to hear cop cars in the snow
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With all the coke I used to snort
May your dope be powdered and white
And make all your cocaine deals at night.
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(Silent night)
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Silent night, welfare night
All is dark, nothing's bright
Power comp'ny went out on strike
No one's going to turn on the lights
Sit in darkness and freeze
Sit in darkness and freeze.
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(Jingle bells)
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Crashing through the rail
In a one horse open sleigh
O'er the cliff we go
Shreiking all the way
Bells and sirens ring
Marking where we crashed
They put us in intensive care
They don't think we will last
Jingle bells, funeral bells, ringing all the way
Oh what fools we were to ride in that one horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, funeral bells, ringing all the way
Oh what fools we were to ride in that one horse open sleigh.
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(We three kings)
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We three kings of Orient are
Smuggling drugs we travelled afar
Cops we trusted, we got busted
Now we are behind bars
O...bread and water, chains at night
Guards that think we're not too bright
Hostile lawyers start proceedings
Now we'll never see daylight.
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(Good king wenceslas)
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Good King Wenceslas got drunk
At the feast of Stephen
In the snow he passed right out
Weak and cold and bleeding
Took him four weeks to thaw out
While he'd sneeze and shiver
So next time that he goes out
First he'll check the weather.
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Yeh, ok, I did the same thing last year aswell...
tra. la..la..la..lalala...

Jingle Bells,
Batman Smells,
Robin laid an egg,
The Batmobile,
Lost it's wheel,
And the Joker got away.
Hey!

Jingle Bells , Funeral Bells , ringing all the way!