So sorry... you cant view this post.....
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This page cannot be found.
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Yes!! you have the dreaded "error 404" oh no!!!
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which in case you never knew, first happened in the year 404, when the whole universe went dark and shock waves were sent into the furthest corners of the Milky Way..
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But if you are experiencing the dreaded "error 404" then this could mean.........
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..This must be some evil Microsoft conspiracy,stop using IE.
..Al Gore may need to reinvent the Internet. Demand a recount at once!
..If yuo tpyed the pgae adrsdes itno the Ardedss Bar, mkae srue tat it is slpeled crortecly.
..If you typed the page address in the Address bar to see what i'm up to with Error 404, there is nothing for you to admire here. Go back to the Main Forum.
..You may be using AOL. Sadly, there is no known cure.
..Some sites require user-stupidity. Click the Help menu and then click About Internet Explorer to determine what strength stupidity you have.
..You may have been looking for 404, the highway. As the network is congested with Toronto traffic and therefore unusable, please try again later.
..If you feel that this error is unjustified, please toss your computer out of the highest possible window.
..Chuck Norris has given you this error. He doesn't need a reason..
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Hahaha , LOL , You might be using "AOL" , and yeah , Chuck Norris doesn't needs a reason because reason needs a chuck norris

Think your the only one that gets my sense of humour Fred..
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Windows decided it would be better to redirect you to this page, having mistaken it for a search page.
If that is the case, please use the real search page.
Then find and shoot the person that advised you to install this version of Windows.
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And for the people who read words backwards....
rorre...uoy tonnac weiv siht tsop.. !!?

Thanks Kun, i'm always glad when people see the funny side of these posts, cause they take a while to type..... someday, ive gotta learn how to type with 2 fingers..

Booo mike , that one didn't had the humor , *throws things at mikey* I WANT THE HUMOR DAMNIT *RAAAWWWRRRR*

Fred100 wrote:Booo mike , that one didn't had the humor , *throws things at mikey* I WANT THE HUMOR DAMNIT *RAAAWWWRRRR*

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* ducks out of the way of flying objects and Raaaaawwwwwr's back at Fred..*
... ok, ok, i'm working on it..
c'mon mickey.. think man think, summit funny.. hmmm!!... funny... ermm!!, nope..
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Errors usually give you options to exit such as "ok", "cancel", "retry", "abort" or "ignore",
But there are also errors that have no exit buttons.
This problem can simply be solved by hitting the place on the screen where the error is with a hard metal object....
Noooooo!! DONT do it.. i'm only joking...

lol mike

Error 404: Intelligence not found... DO NOT READ WHILE STUPID.
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The page you are looking for is currently unavailable.... so, na na nanana!!
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This could be a broswer fault....
IE 8 users, click shutdown and wait till IE 9 comes out..
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If using Mozilla Firefox or Netscape, try refreshing the page cache by lifting the monitor with the display facing downward and shaking it vigorously, as one would an Etch a' Sketch.
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Opera users, clean your cache by taking a magnet and rubbing it against the side of your computer.
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Oh!!! and...“In Soviet Russia, glitch exploits YOU!!!!!!!!!!!”
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Warning- this member has encountered an error and must be shut down...
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Note.....
:- Installing Windows has never been easier stupider.
..All you need to do is to phone your local Microsoft Customer Representative, write down a very long set of numbers, type it all in, get an error message, phone our Customer Representative again, adjust a few things, get another very long set of numbers, type it all in again, install a few drivers, activate Windows again, wash, lather, rinse and repeat.

Boo , *breaks the PC into tiny pieces and throws all at mikey* , they're crap , *turns on the "Boo" soundtrack with nearly 10,000 people shouting "Boo" in it" , I want the humor! , we need humor!!!

:- Michael Jackson's prosthetic nose for sale, starting bids $50k -
oh sorry, I thought I was on ebay...
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Ermmm!! anyway....
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Damm windows error messages....
:- If your computer displays an error message, evacuate the entire area immediately.
Under no circumstances should the untrained user try to deal with his computer's deep-seated paranoia.
Since all modern computers are armed to the teeth with high-voltage electrical cords, laser beams, intercontinental ballistic missiles, and pop-up ads, one wrong move on the user's part could spell disaster for the entire human race.
All error messages must be referred to the proper computer diagnosticians, who will move in with protective gear and make every reasonable effort to soothe and relax the crazed computer in a calm, non-threatening atmosphere, and find out what's the matter.
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AH yes, your computer is very intelligent and can figure out exactly what has gone wrong with your software or programs that you have installed....
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[ Error 403: N00bs are not authorized to access this page.]
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:- Welcome. You have reached art-castle's Help Desk for Microsoft products. Please feel free to leave your questions here.
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Question... Every three seconds i get messages saying things like "In Soviet Russia, XP service pack 2 downloads YOU!!" it is quite annoying, as it closes all the programs and opens itself. Whats happening?
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Answer... It would seems that you are operating the Russian version of the service pack. It this is in fact the case, this is quite normal, as in Soviet Russia, Service Pack 2 operates YOU!!
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Question... cats... How are you gentlemen!! All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha Ha Ha Ha...
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Answer... hello cats... We are the Microsoft. You shall be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
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Question... Hello, me @g@in. Whenever I use the letter '@' on my keybo@rd, @ mess@ge pops up th@t re@ds: "C@t@strophic F@ilure Error #69 -- You've been h@cked, dips**t!".. I find this @ bit of @n inconvenience.
c@n you tell me whats h@ppened?
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Answer... Catastrophic Failure Error #69 -- You've been hacked, dips**t
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Question... I recenty purce one o your eybor ti evenin n ten wen I cme ome, I notice ti eybor i miin it ome row. Cn I repce my eybor to eybor tt te ome row? I oun it very inconvenient peope ont now wt Im saying now.
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Answer... Ah yes, the ever recurring keyboard issue, we have encountered that in the past. Hold on, we'll fix it in a jiffy.
distant sounds of laughter, feet stomping, line goes dead...
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Thank you for contacting the art-castle help desk.. your questions are important to us.....
* whispers... yeh, do you think so... * dummy..

HAHAHAHAHA
Now that had the humor , guess the Broken PC was worth it

ha ha, good, now I dont have to put up with that soundtrack of yours with 10,000 people all shouting booo!!!...
* that'l teach him to take his temper out on his pc... ha!! computer rage..*
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How to advertise your very own forum.....
Post links to your forums everywhere! Log onto MSN, and constantly send links to everyone on your contacts list!
Keep on doing this until they join!
(Note:- You may notice a lack of people online on your contacts list, but don't worry, they haven't blocked you, I'm sure its just that their internet is down - forever!)

Hahaha , *rolls eyes at hima* , oopsie daisies , maybe he's talkin' about chu