A Little boy wrote a letter to God, asking him for $100.
He addressed to envelope “God”, put his return address on it, and dropped it in the corner mailbox.
The postmaster thought this was such a nice gesture from a young child and decided to sent this letter on to President.
The President was so touched by the little boy’s sincerity that he told his secretary to send the boy $5.
Upon receiving the money, the boy wrote the following thank you letter:
“Dear God-
Thank you for the money. I noticed you sent it through Washington D.C. and of course, they have deducted $95.
Love, Joey”
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A little boy wasn’t getting good marks in school. One day he tapped his
teacher on the shoulder and said, “I don’t want to scare you, but my
daddy says if I don’t get better grades, somebody is going to get a
spanking.”

hehe...nice jokes.

I'd like to share one...

Teacher : Name an animal that lives in desert.
Student : Camel.
Teacher : Very good. Can you name another such animal?
Student : Another camel

lol it's funny.....i think i have heard this somewhere..

Lol very funny

Nice one anki liked it!

Thanks

IT is funny 

lolz, thats really funny!

I have got a new joke
There is a house.In that house two people named intelligent and mad lived.At one night,when stars where shining,dogs were barking,A thief came broke the door and took the money.The intelligent boy told this incident to mad boy and told him to tell that to the officer.The mad boy went to the officer and told,One night when the stars were barking,the dogs were shining,The thief came broke the money and took away the door

lol...nice jokes!!

thank you

yeah I knew this joke.....but its still funny.
And fred yours also too funny.

STill thank you

Please don't double post.

CD it was a nice one

i agree to fred...nice 1 cd

another joke:-
There was a machine invented in america wich caught 30 thieves in 30 minutes

and in england it got 70 thieves in 30 minutes

and in spain it got 150 thieves in 30 minutes

and in india after 15 minutes the machine was stolen!!

Hey u copied my joke!

Another frm me:-

Professor:- Mad people ask many question which make intelligent persons go mad.

Student:- Yes sir, we go through such situations during exams.

Hahaha funny

An other joke

There will be three vegetable's

Onion,tamato and brinjal,all of they were going to the chruch for praying.In the starting brinjal died the the tamato and onion cried,after that the tamato died the onion cried after that when the onion went to the chruch 'who will cry for me when I will die' he asked jesus.Then jesus told 'you fool,Dont you know that when you will die the other people will automatically cry!!'

ROLFMAO!!!!!!

These were the BEST!

haha good one!

That is funny!

~Linky

A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke.

His Mother said, "Sure, sweetie. I will send you some money. You also left your economics book here when you visited two weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?"

"Uhh, oh yeah, O.K." responded the kid.

So his Mom wrapped the book along with the checks up in a package, kissed Dad goodbye, and went to the post office to mail the money and the book. When she gets back, Dad asked, "Well how much did you give the boy this time?"

"Oh, I wrote two checks, one for $20, and the other for $1,000."

"That's $1020!!!" yelled Dad, "Are you going crazy???"

"Don't worry hon," Mom said, kissed Dad on the on top of his bald head, "I taped the $20 check to the cover of his book, but I put the $1,000 one somewhere between the pages in chapter 15!"

Lol alll of them are funny

good 1 guys