1 The How to thread... Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:55 am
mikefx
Sr. Castle Member
Rite, so you'd like a few tips on how to do things.......
well, here i am, just to help you along with my vast knowledge of world affairs and how to make beans on toast...
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First.........
How to annoy your teacher.. ( dedicated to Gohan, cause he loves his teacher.)
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- picture of Gohan in class...
.
Now as you may or may not know, teachers are evil.
They use propaganda to brainwash you into thinking they have low paying jobs....
its not true, they get lots of money..
never trust these creatures, as they will judge you, torment you, and betray you in flash... now go get a glass of milk and calm down...
and read on..
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- I Want To Annoy My Teacher!!
SO, you think you're ready, eh? here's a few tips....
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-Number Uno:-
Speak gibberish or other languages when called on.
In fact, just try to talk a lot in general.
The evil one will scream its head off at you for being a distraction, or it will pretend that it never called on you in the first place and instead call on one of the strategically placed sheep in the class.
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-Number B:-
Whenever the need arises, always forget your alphabet.
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-Number Pacman:-
Steal the teachers role call before class and write "pacman" down as a fellow classmate, "Stalin" and "Betty Boobs" are also great options.
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-Number Ci:-
Whenever called on, always forget what you were going to say, and repeat something someone else said who was obviously wrong, as much as possible.
And make a big deal out of answering and getting picked on.
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-Number Fore:-
Spell everything wrong. It may harass your grades, but it will give the teacher wrist cramps in having to correct every mistake you "accidentally make". Teachers will jump at the opportunity to show their little intelligence and to correct your errors, so, go ahead, let 'em. This can also help in wasting their ink. [Insert evil professor laugh]
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-Number Emo:-
For one day every week, act nearly fatally offended by every word the Evil One speaks.
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-Number poopie:-
Be intolerably immature during conferences or private discussions...(just like me)
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-Number leet:-
For one day each week, write |1K3 7|-|1$.... ( like this )
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-Number ??? ermm!!?:-
For one day each week, forget how to count.
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-Number Whose:-
Avoid the word 'whom' at all costs, this will annoy the Evil One a lot.
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-Number PANTS:-
When the class is quiet..Laugh and yell "Haha! I'm not wearing any underpants!!!"
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-Number date:-
Come in every morning early, and when the Evil One goes out to gather the class or whatever, change the date.
But make it unnoticeable, so you can't be singled out. This can be amusing when in the middle of class, " IT "becomes suspicious as to whether it really is February 29th.
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- Number YES:-
Every answer is "Ehh I dont know." Be polite and not sarcastic.
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- Number Over 9000:-
Make your answer for every question (both on paper and when you are called out) "Over 9000!!!!!" even though the question has absolutely nothing to do with numbers.
.
-Number look at my butt:-
Pretend to be retarted. They'll send you back home.... very quickly.
.
-Number Sparta!!!:-
When ever you can in class, yell "THIS IS SPARTA!!" the Evil One will think you are retarded and send you back home... very quickly.
.
-Number EVERYONE:-
WARNING: this will annoy everyone within hearing radius, even students.
At every single opportunity yell "I LOST THE GAME!" at the top of your lungs, this gets a class very off topic and will irritate the most cool calm and collected teachers.
.
Well I hope ive helped to make your school day a bit better now that you will be able to defend yourself against the EVIL ONE...
*runs back to the Asylum*..
well, here i am, just to help you along with my vast knowledge of world affairs and how to make beans on toast...
.
First.........
How to annoy your teacher.. ( dedicated to Gohan, cause he loves his teacher.)
.
- picture of Gohan in class...
.
Now as you may or may not know, teachers are evil.
They use propaganda to brainwash you into thinking they have low paying jobs....
its not true, they get lots of money..
never trust these creatures, as they will judge you, torment you, and betray you in flash... now go get a glass of milk and calm down...
and read on..
.
- I Want To Annoy My Teacher!!
SO, you think you're ready, eh? here's a few tips....
.
-Number Uno:-
Speak gibberish or other languages when called on.
In fact, just try to talk a lot in general.
The evil one will scream its head off at you for being a distraction, or it will pretend that it never called on you in the first place and instead call on one of the strategically placed sheep in the class.
.
-Number B:-
Whenever the need arises, always forget your alphabet.
.
-Number Pacman:-
Steal the teachers role call before class and write "pacman" down as a fellow classmate, "Stalin" and "Betty Boobs" are also great options.
.
-Number Ci:-
Whenever called on, always forget what you were going to say, and repeat something someone else said who was obviously wrong, as much as possible.
And make a big deal out of answering and getting picked on.
.
-Number Fore:-
Spell everything wrong. It may harass your grades, but it will give the teacher wrist cramps in having to correct every mistake you "accidentally make". Teachers will jump at the opportunity to show their little intelligence and to correct your errors, so, go ahead, let 'em. This can also help in wasting their ink. [Insert evil professor laugh]
.
-Number Emo:-
For one day every week, act nearly fatally offended by every word the Evil One speaks.
.
-Number poopie:-
Be intolerably immature during conferences or private discussions...(just like me)
.
-Number leet:-
For one day each week, write |1K3 7|-|1$.... ( like this )
.
-Number ??? ermm!!?:-
For one day each week, forget how to count.
.
-Number Whose:-
Avoid the word 'whom' at all costs, this will annoy the Evil One a lot.
.
-Number PANTS:-
When the class is quiet..Laugh and yell "Haha! I'm not wearing any underpants!!!"
.
-Number date:-
Come in every morning early, and when the Evil One goes out to gather the class or whatever, change the date.
But make it unnoticeable, so you can't be singled out. This can be amusing when in the middle of class, " IT "becomes suspicious as to whether it really is February 29th.
.
- Number YES:-
Every answer is "Ehh I dont know." Be polite and not sarcastic.
.
- Number Over 9000:-
Make your answer for every question (both on paper and when you are called out) "Over 9000!!!!!" even though the question has absolutely nothing to do with numbers.
.
-Number look at my butt:-
Pretend to be retarted. They'll send you back home.... very quickly.
.
-Number Sparta!!!:-
When ever you can in class, yell "THIS IS SPARTA!!" the Evil One will think you are retarded and send you back home... very quickly.
.
-Number EVERYONE:-
WARNING: this will annoy everyone within hearing radius, even students.
At every single opportunity yell "I LOST THE GAME!" at the top of your lungs, this gets a class very off topic and will irritate the most cool calm and collected teachers.
.
Well I hope ive helped to make your school day a bit better now that you will be able to defend yourself against the EVIL ONE...
*runs back to the Asylum*..