1 Funny Kids Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:06 pm
Fred100
Founder
A Little boy wrote a letter to God, asking him for $100.
He addressed to envelope “God”, put his return address on it, and dropped it in the corner mailbox.
The postmaster thought this was such a nice gesture from a young child and decided to sent this letter on to President.
The President was so touched by the little boy’s sincerity that he told his secretary to send the boy $5.
Upon receiving the money, the boy wrote the following thank you letter:
“Dear God-
Thank you for the money. I noticed you sent it through Washington D.C. and of course, they have deducted $95.
Love, Joey”
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A little boy wasn’t getting good marks in school. One day he tapped his
teacher on the shoulder and said, “I don’t want to scare you, but my
daddy says if I don’t get better grades, somebody is going to get a
spanking.”
He addressed to envelope “God”, put his return address on it, and dropped it in the corner mailbox.
The postmaster thought this was such a nice gesture from a young child and decided to sent this letter on to President.
The President was so touched by the little boy’s sincerity that he told his secretary to send the boy $5.
Upon receiving the money, the boy wrote the following thank you letter:
“Dear God-
Thank you for the money. I noticed you sent it through Washington D.C. and of course, they have deducted $95.
Love, Joey”
_________________________________________________________________
A little boy wasn’t getting good marks in school. One day he tapped his
teacher on the shoulder and said, “I don’t want to scare you, but my
daddy says if I don’t get better grades, somebody is going to get a
spanking.”